Spring is in the air... for a while.

Yay!
*jumps up and down and claps*
School is almost done with. That means I get to trek off to some actually quite beautiful plot of land in Pennsylvania, and spend the summer there with my friends in wooden bunks and leaky showers.
:D
YA-hoo!

Well I certainly had a good enough Mother's day. Comparatively, anyway. My soccer team won a match, and my dad made a dinner that actually wasn't too atrocious. I gave my mom some really fuzzy, warm, socks from Brookstone's and a mini massager. For father's day, my mom is getting my dad a toothbrush.

SEX EDUCATION WITH MADISON

featuring...
The Fools Of The Round Table

MADISON skips over to the FOOLS OF THE ROUND TABLE (STEVEN, SOFIA, SARAH, DEMI, ETHAN, AMARISSA, BEN, SUMMER) . They are sitting at the sacred round table.

MADISON skips over to the round lunch table, big grin (like pretty much always).

MADISON: Hi guys... Okay, today students, we will be talking about the vagigi.

STEVEN looks scared. All of the girls at the table laugh.

MADISON: Steven, very soon, you will experiance bleeding coming from your vagigi. Don't worry, I'll show you how to insert a tampon so that you don't bleed to death.

STEVEN: Eeeeww!! Gross!

STEVEN tries to get up from the table, but MADISON pretty much tackles him before he can run away.

Procrastination rules!!

I am editing my English essay. Slowly.

I went on a walking tour of the East Side of Manhattan with my synagogue (we only talked about Jewishy-immigranty stuff). Mostly I just ate pickles from Gus's Pickles. I must of had 5 billion. And then I had to leave early to catch my soccer game, and I ate a brownie, 1/2 an apple fritter, a bottle of clemintine Izze, three or four latkes, applesauce, black cherry soda, and a cup of coffee during the car ride. No wonder I felt lethargic during the first half.

In futher news... I think I have become the victim of Jo's Elliot Minor obsession. I told my very non-rockbandish friend about them, well, really I commanded her to type 'parallel worlds' in at you tube. She was like "Yeah... um, okay." And then at our soccer (football!!) match, I heard her singing Time After Time and I almost had a seizure, writhing on the pitch, as our English trainingcoach-typeperson would call it. Don't worry, It was halftime, I wasn't falling down in the middle of a game! I had a lot more energy in the second half.

I am at my dad's office because I was supposedly a very bad girl yesterday. I am missing my grade's trip to Medieval Times (but I want to see the fake jousting and eat the shitty vegetarian food, dad!). No, Medieval Times is actually really fun, especially compared to sitting underground in an office doing homework all day long.
I played an April fool's joke on Sarah, and I totally got her! I told her my mom was moving out,(which is true, as she knows, my parents are getting divorced, but my mom is staying in the city)going to California, and taking me with her. Her voice got all hushed when I said I moving in three weeks. And then she punched me when I said it was April 1st. I punched her back.

I still miss SPNS! This computer doesn't have flash.

The Virus Touch

Blech. I haven't been online in a long time, my laptop is infected with spyware, my dad's old (it's really not very old at all) computer is running strangely, and his new computer has no Internet connection.
Last night I had 1 hour of sleep. No wonder I fell asleep in 3 out of my 6 classes. Or maybe that was just my boring math teacher. What really sucks is that I drool when I sleep and I twitch. No one cares if I'm safe in my bed, but it's disgusting in school, :D

I miss SPNS!!

Fools of the Round Table

Time for another episode of:

Fools of the Round Table!

SUMMER: My mom's arms are just like uhh! They're, like, jiggleh. I mean, I don't want, like, boom! arms, but I don't want like flab... Like, yeah.

So that's my lunch at the round table.

Carnival!

So today, I went to a Purim* carnival at my synagogue. Overall, it wasn't very interesting, crazy Steven wasn't there, but I played Roxanne on Rock Band. I suck at guitar. Anyway... I managed to make a few lopsided hamantashen** and I was very happy, mostly because they tasted good. There was leftover dough, so I'm going to make a giant sugar cookie. :D

*Purim is a Jewish holiday celebrating some evil guy being choked to death.

**Hamantashen are yummy triangular cookies with jelly in the center. They are supposed to look like Haman's (said evil guy) hat. My hamantashen looked more like my big toe exploding.