The Virus Touch

Blech. I haven't been online in a long time, my laptop is infected with spyware, my dad's old (it's really not very old at all) computer is running strangely, and his new computer has no Internet connection.
Last night I had 1 hour of sleep. No wonder I fell asleep in 3 out of my 6 classes. Or maybe that was just my boring math teacher. What really sucks is that I drool when I sleep and I twitch. No one cares if I'm safe in my bed, but it's disgusting in school, :D

I miss SPNS!!

Fools of the Round Table

Time for another episode of:

Fools of the Round Table!

SUMMER: My mom's arms are just like uhh! They're, like, jiggleh. I mean, I don't want, like, boom! arms, but I don't want like flab... Like, yeah.

So that's my lunch at the round table.

Carnival!

So today, I went to a Purim* carnival at my synagogue. Overall, it wasn't very interesting, crazy Steven wasn't there, but I played Roxanne on Rock Band. I suck at guitar. Anyway... I managed to make a few lopsided hamantashen** and I was very happy, mostly because they tasted good. There was leftover dough, so I'm going to make a giant sugar cookie. :D

*Purim is a Jewish holiday celebrating some evil guy being choked to death.

**Hamantashen are yummy triangular cookies with jelly in the center. They are supposed to look like Haman's (said evil guy) hat. My hamantashen looked more like my big toe exploding.

There's Crazy People and there's Craaazy People

Today has been somewhat boring, like always. All the interesting people aren't in my classes. Only at lunch do I get to have fun. Although Spanish can be cool, because I get to annoy Prerak, a really smart kid, and Nolan, whom I don't really know how to describe. I'm at the library, and the kid sitting next to me is shouting rude things at my head and calling me the "tall girl". I told him my name was Karina :D.


A Normal Lunch Scene.

SARAH, BEN, SUMMER, DEMI, CHELSEA, and SOFIA sit at a table in a cafeteria.
MICHAELA sits at empty seat.
STEVEN tries to sit in the seat next to her.

MICHAELA: No! You can't sit there. Emily's sitting there.

STEVEN: No one cares about Emily, she ditched us, we'll ditch her. It's not like she sits here a lot.

MICHAELA: Hmph.

Michaela leaves table to sit somewhere else.

STEVEN: Yo!! Did you see that?!

STEVEN chuckles
*silence*

SOFIA: Oh, Amarissa's not here. She probably got stopped in the hall by Ms. Telone again because she was wearing her 'I hate Conor O' Brian' shirt again.

By the way, Conor is a guy that supposedly is "popular," while my circle of friends is crazy, and Amarissa and Demi, the radicals, I guess you could say, hate him. I like her t-shirt and I asked her if she could them silkscreen printed everyone at my table.

AMARISSA sits down at the table.

AMARISSA: Hey guys. Ohmigod! Today...

AMARISSA starts telling about this amazing thing that happened in Ancient Civillizations today. DEMI comments, and then our table is chaos. SARAH starts to eat her sandwich. SARAH finishes eating her sandwich.

STEVEN: Sarah, Are you, like, anorexic, or something? You never eat, my god...

SARAH: Uh, no. I just ate my lunch.

And on and on it goes. I probably say more, but you don't think about those things when you're looking back. My school isn't as crazy as Lauren's, but my camp might be...

Spiffeh picture...

Conversation with Sarah About Essay Due Tommorow

Sarah: Hey, umm.... I was wondering if you wanted to do that mailing back and forth thing Ms. Franke said for the essay.

Sofia: Uhh... I did my interperative essay three days ago.

Sarah: Oh, okay.

Sofia: What, you didn't start your essays yet?

Sarah: No. Why would I do that?

Sofia: Oh I don't know... They're due tomorrow.

Sofia: Oh well.

And tomorrow she's going to complain about how little sleep she got and then give me a hard time when I say it's her fault.

Why do teachers give out homework?

Argh! I have an entire essay on The Crucible by Arthur Miller due tomorrow.
*bangs head*
But I love procrastinating, so....
In The Crucible, there's this really evil girl named Abigail who tries to kill everyone while having an affair with someone's husband. She pretty much succeeds.

Boredness!!

Right now I'm supposed to doing an essay on The Crucible by Arthur Miller. Instead, I'm looking through my Picasa albums (hence the roller coaster) and posting on my blog (hence the post). My internet keeps on crashing. Like, I was talking to Jo at the SPNS message board, and then my internet failed. Hmph. La-di-da-di-da.
*dances*

ho hum...

Yay, now Blogger saves your drafts automatically! So this, my friends, is my first post in my first blog. Let me introduce myself, even though you probably know me already if you have the URL to my blog. My name is Sofia, although I am called other things such as Soph, Sophie, Nut, and "tall girl". I have been the victim of many "How's the weather up theres" and have learned to say "It's windy," and blow on the speaker's head, or, if I really don't like them, say "It's raining," and spit on their head. Yes, I know it's hard to belive, since I'm so perfect and all, but I can be catty and rude. :D
I am almost 12 years old, but don't let that fool you....